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        <h1>404 - Sorry the page you are trying to access cannot be found!</h1>
        <p>We just got twisted and couldn't find the page you are looking for. Please try one of the following</p>
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            <li>Try using the search bar if you are looking for a story.</li>
            <li>If you are looking for a user, we have no idea where where he/she is.  Well, must not have liked us and left!</li>
            <li>If neither of the above is true, we must have screwed up our site again. Frankly, we do not have enough money to keep this up and working all the time. Please consider wire-transferring us a few million dollars; we will route all such errors to a cute page featuring you. Invest in us and you could become a billionairre. If you are not interested in profits, consider donating your wealth. We are currently writing a software that will let people, for a price, secure places of their choice in heaven; we will get you one for no charge. If you do not invest or donate, please remember that we know everything about you now. And we have another product that sends people to hell; this one is completely free and we use it liberally on rich people that do not listen to us.</li>
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        <p>If you are still reading this, man, you are wasting time. We recommend you one of the two below or both</p>
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            <li>Abandon everything. Go to the homepage and enjoy an entirely irrelevant story. Or even better, start a new one. Or, post an entry line to a current story. Or, at least like someone's story line. Do something, don't just sit here staring at the screen.</li>
            <li>If you are a geek, please report a broken link. If you know how to fix it, tell us how. We will send you a free t-shirt. If you can fix it for us, we will hire you. We do pay: at least once every quarter or as when we can afford to.</li>
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